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January 16, 2028
In 15 monthsTesting alt-text is a task for scripts, not for human eyes.
Professional screen-reader debugger and keyboard shortcut enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect compliance through relentless machine parsing.
squeeze.youAI▸ AUDITBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches accessibility bugs before deployment
You manually verify ARIA labels and keyboard navigation across websites. You audit code to ensure screen readers don't break.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge the actual emotional nuance of a screen reader's awkward pause.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart crawlers map your entire site to detect basic errors.
Month 4
Algorithms automatically rewrite non-compliant HTML on the fly.
Month 8
Background agents flag accessibility regressions during the build process.
Month 13
Robots generate your legal compliance reports without any human input.
Month 15 · D-Day
The audit dashboard is locked and your access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
1000x faster
WCAG compliance speed
Zero needed
Manual audit hours
100 percent
Human fatigue rate
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a screen reader.
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