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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsYou are just a glorified FAQ page with a human pulse.
Professional screen-share warrior and meeting-room squatter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated compliance, zero human patience.
bzzt.youAI▸ BUREAUCRACYBOT V4.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes microphones during awkward executive silence
You guide public workers through software updates via endless screen shares and repetitive, soul-crushing onboarding workshops.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a department head starts lying about using the dashboard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Your current help desk tickets are ingested to map common user failures.
Week 8
Chat agents begin answering the top ten repetitive password-reset queries.
Month 4
Smart overlays replace your manual walkthroughs with real-time UI guidance.
Month 6
An automated dashboard flags department heads who still request human support.
Month 7 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the bot handles all final onboarding.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
14 percent
Average workshop attendance
482 daily
Emails ignored
negligible
Software adoption rate
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a digital stress-relief app.
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