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August 29, 2027
In 10 monthsYou are building the software that eventually fires you.
Professional bubble-maker for expensive corporate software platforms.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Software that learns itself, no human required.
stretchy.youAI▸ DAP-AUTOMATOR X1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pre-populates all help modules before deployment
You create tooltips and guided walkthroughs for software users. You turn complex training manuals into annoying pop-up bubbles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their actual technical limitations.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
AI models scrape all existing training manuals and video transcripts.
Week 10
Automated code agents rewrite tooltips to match every minor software update.
Month 5
Engine learns exactly when a user is confused before they click.
Month 7
System locks you out of the admin console for security reasons.
Month 10 · D-Day
The software now teaches itself to new users without humans.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
98 percent
Pop-ups ignored by users
12 minutes
Average onboarding time saved
High
Consultant ego inflation rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software you helped kill.
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