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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour expensive steak dinners are just a slow way to transmit PDFs.
Professional diner and part-time software whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Software that sells software without the calories.
split.youAI▸ SYNCDEALER 4000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends automated invites for virtual happy hours
You schmooze dealers to convince them to use clunky software they hate. Digital tools will replace your lunch tabs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a dealer is lying about why they hate the new portal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated email sequences replace your gentle reminder pings.
Week 6
Dealers receive automated rewards for logging in without your pestering.
Week 12
High-def cameras replace the need for you to visit in person.
Month 4
Personalized video agents handle the small talk better than you.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system assumes control, and your expense account is deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
120 USD
Average lunch tab
High
Dealer annoyance level
12 percent
Digital adoption rate
Your severance
One final company-expensed meal at a chain steakhouse.
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