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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou teach people to use software that makes them obsolete anyway.
Professional screen-share enthusiast and expert in explaining buttons.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total adoption through forced machine interface optimization.
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forces software updates during live calls
You explain enterprise tools to confused civil servants and track their click-through rates until they adopt the new platform.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a user gives up on the interface.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Background trackers identify exactly where users get stuck in menus.
Week 7
In-app overlays replace your verbal explanations with dynamic visual cues.
Month 3
Natural language processing resolves help tickets faster than any coach.
Month 5
The system adjusts its own UI to fix the user's confusion.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-teaching.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
84 percent
average user confusion
12 meetings
sessions per day
99 percent
adoption metric padding
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software you hated.
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