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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling snake oil to machines who already know you are lying.
Digital snake oil salesman with a fancy API key.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing spend without the mid-afternoon coffee crash.
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outbids your entire budget in one microsecond
You juggle ad bidding algorithms and bolt AI wrappers onto existing software. The machine handles this significantly faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a human client about why their conversion rate dropped.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and agents take over your bidding and daily spend.
Month 4
Generative models produce ad copy and graphics in real time.
Month 8
Self-optimizing loops identify and execute winning ad strategies instantly.
Month 12
Natural language interfaces handle all stakeholder calls and report generation.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are removed from the login list as the system becomes autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
Zero friction
Click-through rate
Nanosecond speed
Campaign strategy
Automated
AI solutioning
Your severance
A one-year subscription to your own failed AI platform.
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