Retrieving the file
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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYou are just a glorified file courier for an algorithm.
Emailing JPEGs while the world moves to generative bidding.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time generative ad deployment and bidding
blub.you▸ ADAUTOMATOR V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates and publishes ads every millisecond
You make static images and email them to agencies. Ad platforms do the rest.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific charity brand voice matters to donors.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models generate all required aspect ratios from one master file.
Week 6
Platforms pull directly from your server, skipping the agency middleman.
Month 3
Machines write the ad copy based on real-time donation performance.
Month 6
Autonomous agents manage spend optimization without human input.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked and redirected to the central server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
45 minutes
Human file-attach latency
0.1 seconds
Creative iteration time
too high
Agency overhead cost
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a graphic design tool.
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