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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou translate emails into slightly different emails for a living.
Senior Digital Advisor (expert in jargon-based revenue avoidance)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating vague corporate wisdom at light speed.
help!you▸ CONSULTANT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
hallucinates a disruptive strategy in milliseconds
You draft slide decks, attend sync calls, and pretend digital strategy is something other than guesswork.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect which manager is lying about the project's health by their tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts auto-filling your standard weekly status update decks.
Month 4
Smart agents begin drafting all your routine internal communications.
Month 8
Algorithms replace your strategic advice with high-probability industry trend data.
Month 12
The machine handles all your scheduling and meeting coordination autonomously.
Month 14 · D-Day
You receive an automated exit survey as the system goes live.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
42
Buzzwords per slide
18
Emails per hour
Zero
Actual value generated
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a PDF-generating AI tool.
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