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Will AI replace Digital Agency CEO jobs? · Latest report #dgx8cme2
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour vision board is just a low-resolution rendering of a server.
Professional visionary of low-stakes home service ads.
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oof.youAI▸ MARKETMASTER V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
monetizes your desperation automatically
You spend all day pitching clients and babysitting creative staff. Your life is just emails and expensive lunches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face with genuine, uncalibrated warmth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual pipeline reports are replaced by live data feeds.
Month 5
A clever algorithm takes over the daily Google Ad spend.
Month 10
AI writes your strategy decks and internal employee memos.
Month 15
Software manages all client complaints without human intervention.
Month 19 · D-Day
The agency runs entirely on its own, zero humans required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
400 percent
Average ego inflation
12 per hour
Emails sent to nobody
Excessive
Coffee budget drain
Your severance
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