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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou curate clicks and people, both of which are notoriously unreliable.
Professional cat herder for creative and ad-ops teams.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The agency that never asks for a raise.
no no noyouAI▸ AGENCYCORE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates ad budget reallocations every five minutes
You juggle ad bidding platforms, staff management, and website updates. You are a professional fire-fighter for minor digital inconveniences.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a client is lying to your face about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Algorithms begin managing ad spend better than your intuition ever did.
Month 7
Self-updating scripts take over website content and minor layout tweaks.
Month 15
Software tracks employee productivity and suggests firing based on metrics.
Year 1.9
Natural language models handle all client reporting and email queries.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The agency runs flawlessly without a single human manager present.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4:1
Coffee-to-spreadsheet ratio
12 percent
Human error in ad spend
too much
Average time spent on HR
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of cloud storage.
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