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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTrading your soul for a slightly better conversion rate, temporarily.
Professional email-sender and expert at pivoting to nothing.
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Your agency, but without the ego.
oof.youAI▸ OMNIPITCH 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes ad budgets while you sleep
You spend all day pitching clients, managing ad spend, and pretending that viral post was pure strategy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which client will ignore the data to follow their gut.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart software replaces your weekly manual slide deck creation process.
Month 4
Algorithms stop the human habit of wasting money on vanity metrics.
Month 8
Generative models produce all the ad copy and static imagery.
Month 11
Bots handle client emails and answer all their panicked questions.
Month 14 · D-Day
The agency runs entirely on code and cold, efficient machine logic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4 cups
Average caffeine intake
All of them
Clients who call at 9pm
Too many
Meaningless buzzword usage
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium account and three stale donuts.
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