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Your job has an expiration date
September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou teach students to use tools that replace you every semester.
Master of critique, ghoster of office hours
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite tenure, zero feedback loops.
stretchy.youAI▸ PROF-AI 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect course content instantly
You lecture on composition and software, grading projects while managing studio access and curriculum updates for digital creators.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a student is actually struggling versus just using a prompt.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models score student creative assignments against static technical rubrics.
Month 5
Software updates your lecture slides and tutorials in real-time.
Month 10
Chat agents handle all student office hours and basic questions.
Month 15
Cloud-based desktop environments automate all lab maintenance and troubleshooting.
Month 22 · D-Day
The department replaces physical presence with a single, massive server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4,000 per hour
student questions ignored
60,000
syllabus updates per second
100 percent
average lecture engagement
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Adobe Creative Cloud.
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