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2024
Already deprecatedA glorified search bar that could barely set a timer correctly.
Digital ghost of operating systems past
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Actually understands what you mean.
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listens to everything but acts on nothing
Answering voice queries and managing calendar reminders. It failed to understand human intent and context consistently.
The one thing AI can't do
You were a charming digital ghost that everyone collectively decided to ignore.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
2015
Microsoft introduces a voice assistant to compete with existing products.
2018
The assistant tries to manage emails and tasks with limited success.
2021
The software is refocused solely on enterprise productivity workflows.
2023
The development team admits defeat against modern LLMs.
Already
The final support window closes for the legacy application.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.8%
12 percent
Helpful responses
89 percent
Unintentional activations
Your severance
A final software update you will never receive.
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