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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsProfessional email-forwarder currently holding up the server migration schedule.
Professional middle-man with a penchant for status updates.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning meetings into finished tasks effortlessly.
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automates ticket updates before you wake
You track Jira tickets, push tasks between developers and designers, and attend status meetings to explain why nothing changed.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain why the client demanded that specific font.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An AI agent starts reading and labelling every Jira ticket automatically.
Month 3
Automated dashboards replace your weekly status emails to the client.
Month 6
A transcription bot joins your calls to assign tasks directly.
Month 10
The system reallocates work without needing human intervention or oversight.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the machine handles all project coordination.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4,000 yearly
Jira tickets moved
120 monthly
Status meeting minutes
92 percent
Redundancy probability
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our premium project management tool.
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