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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour entire strategy is just a spreadsheet waiting to be deleted.
Ad-inventory curator (mostly spreadsheets, occasionally stressed over CPMs).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Buying airtime without the human hesitation.
glub.youAI▸ AUDIOPULSE V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises ad placement across global audio streams
You book ad slots on podcasts and manage sales campaigns. An algorithm will soon automate the entire media buy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific host sounded bored during a paid sponsorship read.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Dynamic pricing models replace your manually updated media kits.
Month 4
Algorithms handle delivery pacing instead of your daily spreadsheets.
Month 8
AI-driven platforms push ad scripts directly to podcast hosts.
Month 12
Clients receive live dashboards instead of your monthly PDF reports.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles global media buys.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
12 percent
Human campaign error rate
99.9 percent
Targeting precision
4 milliseconds
Time per media plan
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a podcast you hate.
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