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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are a glorified calendar invite with a LinkedIn premium subscription.
Professional slide-deck architect and high-level abstract thinker.
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You shuffle digital strategy decks and attend syncs to justify the existence of your middle-management layers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly to investors when the growth metrics start to crater.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language processors generate your quarterly reports with zero human input.
Month 4
AI agents replace your presence in meetings by auto-responding to every question.
Month 8
Vision models instantly create branded slides based on raw dashboard data.
Month 12
Automated systems make real-time operational decisions without human intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your login credentials expire as the software assumes total control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
82 percent
Time spent in useless syncs
44 units
Slides per revenue dollar
near zero
Business impact of your emails
Your severance
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