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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour job is just clicking send on emails nobody actually reads anyway.
Digital outreach specialist (mostly pivot tables, emotionally exhausted)
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optimises mass-texting campaigns during peak donor hours
You manage political email blasts and bulk calling lists using CRM software and spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate the specific nuances of a candidate's failing local policy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your CRM connects directly to our automated blast engine.
Week 6
Algorithms replace manual voter list cleaning in Excel.
Month 3
AI writes and tests your email subjects and text scripts.
Month 4
Our software begins hitting send without your direct input.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access to the political CRM is finally revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
400%
Click-through rate improvement
100%
Human emotional fatigue
15,000
Emails sent per second
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a bulk-email blast platform.
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