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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsTrading grassroots passion for a faster, cheaper, and less annoying chatbot.
Professional doomscroller for the future of democracy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Winning elections without the human existential dread.
squeeze.you▸ CAMPAIGNBOT PULSE-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises viral outrage loops in real time
You manage online voter outreach, targeted ad buys, and social media messaging for political campaigns.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which candidate will ruin their career with one bad tweet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models start writing your fundraising blasts faster than you.
Month 4
Algorithms take control of your ad spend to hit targets.
Month 8
AI detects public outrage before your interns even wake up.
Month 12
The system generates its own platform-specific candidate content daily.
Month 14 · D-Day
The party board stops paying for human oversight entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
99.9% accuracy
Voter sentiment analysis
400% increase
Average ad buy ROI
too high
Human error rate
Your severance
A decommissioned laptop and a generic thank-you email.
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