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September 7, 2027
In 11 monthsCrafting performative indignation for an electorate that stopped reading years ago.
Professional echo-chamber curator and syntax polisher.
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Automated outrage for optimal polling data.
ow.youAI▸ CONSTITUENCYBOT PRIME V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite viral soundbites for parliament
You draft tweets, monitor local hashtags, and polish press releases about constituency issues. You are the professional filter between a politician and the internet.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly how much local anger a poorly phrased press release generates.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system begins logging your tone and syntax patterns to build a mimicry model.
Month 3
AI-generated drafts start appearing in your queue for one-click approval.
Month 6
Autonomous bots handle all inbound constituent email replies using pre-approved party talking points.
Month 9
Your review steps are removed as the system reaches 99% accuracy in political mimicry.
Month 11 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the account and you are politely unceremoniously decommissioned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
42
Tweets drafted daily
0.1
Empathy score per post
8
Hours spent scrolling
Your severance
One free Twitter blue subscription and a handshake.
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