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Your job has an expiration date
November 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour spreadsheet is just a funeral dirge for your own career.
Professional risk-avoider, spreadsheet enthusiast, regulatory paper-shuffler.
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flags compliance breaches before code merges
You interpret dense regulations to flag non-compliant code. You document risk assessments for business stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused executive why a rule makes no sense.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your entire document history into a local database.
Month 4
The AI learns to flag anomalies faster than any analyst.
Month 7
Draft assessments are now generated before you log in.
Month 10
The system validates your work while you still pretend to lead.
Month 13 · D-Day
Human oversight is removed to eliminate the risk of human error.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42 percent
Average false positives
1200 pages
Documents written yearly
60 percent
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
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