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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour creative spark is just a pattern we haven't indexed yet.
Master of PowerPoint, architect of buzzword-heavy slide decks.
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Data-driven creative for the inevitable future.
oof.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT GEN-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates campaign assets while you sleep
You synthesize client data into marketing collateral and strategy decks. Soon, the machine will skip the middleman entirely.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can talk a client out of a truly terrible idea.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Sensors map your historical design patterns and client messaging preferences.
Month 4
Simple slide generation tools replace your basic layout tasks.
Month 9
Vision models create ad assets faster than your manual workflow.
Month 14
Automated reasoning agents handle client calls and strategy adjustments.
Month 19 · D-Day
The agency moves to a fully autonomous, zero-human workflow.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42 per week
Average creative pivot cycles
too high
Client deck slide count
human-speed
Strategy iteration latency
Your severance
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