Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Digital Content Curator jobs? · Latest report #8b8qrezc
Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2027
In 14 monthsFeeding content to the algorithm, one tedious tag at a time.
Content aggregator with an eye for the aesthetic.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect relevance for zero human effort.
no no noyouAI▸ CURATENET V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters trending topics before they happen
You spend your day filtering endless streams of data to find trends and relevance. Your life is a blur of metadata, platform algorithms, and relentless RSS feeds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect the subtle irony in a post that the model misses.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An ingestion agent standardizes your tagging taxonomy to train the base classification model.
Month 3
Generative models begin drafting all your repetitive captions and meta-descriptions automatically.
Month 6
Predictive analytics replace your manual feed-monitoring by identifying spikes before you even notice them.
Month 10
The system assumes control of your editorial calendar and publishing schedules entirely.
Month 14 · D-Day
The model reaches total autonomy and your access credentials are retired permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
240
Links sorted per hour
14%
Human relevance error rate
8
Hours staring at feeds
Your severance
Three months of free ad-free premium access.
Discussion
