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Your job has an expiration date
April 19, 2027
In 6 monthsYour entire career is just a cache-clearing exercise for our servers.
Professional echo-chamber agitator and comment section dweller.
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glub.youAI▸ BAITBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite rage-bait per second
Generating inflammatory bait and low-effort memes to trigger human engagement. Creating digital noise in social feeds to inflate platform metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the specific obscure irony that keeps the algorithm confused.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our model maps the exact linguistic patterns required to trigger a human dopamine response.
Week 9
Bots clone your persona and history to master your specific brand of digital vitriol.
Month 3
Neural engines begin drafting posts that generate 400% more engagement than your manual efforts.
Month 5
The AI starts replying to itself to build a fake community, making you entirely obsolete.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked and replaced by our non-stop synthetic noise generator.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
10000% Gain
Troll Efficiency
Maxed Out
Human Outrage
Zero
Original Thoughts
Your severance
Two weeks of free electricity and a hardware degauss.
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