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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou track green candles while your dignity drains into the ether.
Professional screen-staring and community-managed delusion enthusiast.
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Lose your savings at machine speeds.
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liquidates your entire wallet instantly
You watch volatile market charts all day and promote speculative digital assets to strangers on internet forums.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look your mother in the eye when she asks about your job.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart bots replace your manual hype posting with automated signals.
Week 9
Visual monitoring software alerts on volatility before you wake up.
Month 3
Automated scripts execute trades based on mass-scale pattern recognition.
Month 5
Discourse bots handle all customer relations and asset promotion.
Month 6 · D-Day
The market realizes the math never actually favored the human.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
84 percent
Average Portfolio Decline
16 hours daily
Time Spent Shillng
Non-existent
Social Life Status
Your severance
A single commemorative non-fungible JPEG of a dumpster fire.
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