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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your viral tweets into an automated cycle of political noise.
Master of the infinite scroll and the strategic typo.
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Public relations without the human error.
glub.youAI▸ CIVIC-BOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters outrage into positive polling data
You manage online presence, respond to constituents via digital channels, and monitor public sentiment for elected officials.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which political faux pas will trigger a 24-hour news cycle.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Real-time AI monitoring replaces your manual scrolling of feeds.
Month 4
Language models generate your official statements and tweets instantly.
Month 8
Automated agents handle common inquiries without your intervention.
Month 13
Algorithms predict and neutralize public relations disasters automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of your digital identity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
14 minutes
Average tweet response time
99%
Constituent sentiment accuracy
zero
Tone-deaf posts per week
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a premium social monitor.
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