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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour pivot into microdramas is just training our AI for you.
Serial pivot survivor, metadata hunter, and file format martyr.
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Uploading your content before you even finish it.
split.youAI▸ STREAMLINE AUTOMATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates delivery schedules across all major streamers
You manage streaming availability windows and file delivery to platforms. You spend your life chasing metadata and format errors.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why that legacy format keeps breaking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents connect directly to streaming platform backends to automate uploads.
Month 4
AI models parse your spreadsheets and map fields without human oversight.
Month 8
Machine vision detects encoding glitches faster than your morning coffee ritual.
Month 11
Automated logs determine the best release windows without human gut feelings.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all distribution natively.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
14
Metadata errors per week
4 hours
Average file delivery time
0.001%
Human decision making cycles
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the microdramas you uploaded.
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