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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour headlines are predictable and your alerts are already being ignored.
Professional word-polisher and breaker of AP style guides.
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The news cycle without the human ego.
toast.youAI▸ NEWSFLOW NEURAL-V1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises click-through rates for every reader
You curate news, fix copy, and push mobile alerts. An algorithm does this faster with zero coffee breaks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if a headline sounds like a human wrote it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
An automated plugin marks your grammar errors before you see them.
Month 3
Vision models automatically adjust photo frames for every screen size.
Month 6
The system pulls headlines and sends mobile notifications instantly.
Month 10
Algorithms replace your manual judgment with real-time reader engagement data.
Month 14 · D-Day
The editorial dashboard locks you out and turns on full autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4 percent
Human error rate
12 minutes
Latency in alerting
0.1 per hour
Headline creative output
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated news feed.
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