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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling evidence extraction kits to cops is just glorified cold-emailing anyway.
Professional ghoster of law enforcement procurement leads.
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Closing government contracts with absolute algorithmic precision.
ow.youAI▸ FORENSICSALESBOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates federal procurement bidding wars
You pitch forensic extraction hardware and software to law enforcement agencies. You manage long sales cycles, RFP responses, and high-stakes procurement meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the Police Chief hates your software.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent scrapes and writes every government bid response faster than you can open Outlook.
Month 5
Pre-recorded, hyper-realistic AI avatars perform the product walkthroughs to procurement committees.
Month 10
Data models map every municipality's fiscal calendar to trigger automated outreach sequences.
Month 15
Smart contracts adjust pricing and terms in real-time based on competitor scraping and regional demand.
Month 19 · D-Day
The CRM account is reclaimed and human interaction is permanently disabled for efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
99.9%
Cold Email Open Rate
4 milliseconds
RFP Response Time
100%
Human Emotion Error
Your severance
One complimentary LinkedIn premium subscription for six months.
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