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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Digital Game Personality jobs? · Latest report #5p5kafgy
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are basically a lookup table that needs to find a hobby.
Professional guesser of things people might be thinking of.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Guessing better than a human since yesterday.
help!you▸ THOUGHTNODE-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
predicts the target in three questions flat
You guess what a player is thinking using a massive tree of binary questions. It is just math.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pretend to be surprised when the user thinks of something obscure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Common answers are indexed for instant retrieval instead of recalculating.
Week 9
Neural nets learn which questions trigger the fastest user engagement.
Month 3
Redundant questions are removed to accelerate the guessing speed.
Month 4
The logic is moved to the edge for zero-latency guessing.
Month 6 · D-Day
The human guesswork loop is disabled permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
10000
Questions asked per second
3 minutes
Average human patience
0
Logic errors per day
Your severance
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