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November 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour proprietary scoops are just data points awaiting a faster algorithm.
Trade publication writer (mostly scoops, occasionally exhausted).
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aggregates investor signals into automated trend reports
You track funding deals and industry trends. You turn meetings with founders into predictable, templated trade news stories.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle lies in a founder's eyes during a private interview.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scrapers monitor every public funding filing before you wake up.
Month 4
Large language models generate your analysis pieces from public data.
Month 7
Virtual avatars moderate all panels with perfect, monotone efficiency.
Month 10
Automated bots scrape founder schedules to predict the next scoop.
Month 13 · D-Day
Human reporting is decommissioned in favor of real-time data feeds.
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