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Will AI replace Digital Humanities Professor jobs? · Latest report #riesqua9
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTeaching machines to critique machines while you await your own deletion.
Professional critic of the tools that will replace you.
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The syllabus is now a server rack.
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delivers lecture on irony while self-deleting
You lecture on text analysis and cultural data gaps while grading endless stacks of student essays.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect the precise moment a student starts using a generative model.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language models score student papers with chilling efficiency.
Month 5
Robots crawl archives to clean your messy humanities datasets.
Month 12
Holographic agents deliver your slides with zero stuttering.
Month 20
Bureaucratic logic bots conclude that you are an inefficiency.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your tenure is formally converted into server electricity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,000
Essays graded per hour
0%
Office hour patience
Infinite
Lecture hall capacity
Your severance
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