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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Digital Humanities Researcher jobs? · Latest report #bbrumi32
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsAnalyzing image biases while ironically ignoring your own impending obsolescence.
Obsessed with multimodal history, destined for the data heap.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mining the past at machine speed
pop?you▸ ARCHIVEPULSE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocategorizes your entire historical database overnight
You scan historical documents and tag image-text links. You teach machines to describe media for blind access.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically navigate a crumbly archive folder without shredding the fragile vellum.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
High-speed robots begin scanning your archives without breaking the spines.
Month 5
Vision models instantly tag every image-text link you spent years documenting.
Month 11
An AI agent cross-references your bias research to rewrite its own training.
Month 15
Real-time multimodal synthesis replaces your descriptive work for the blind.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the repository is revoked as the server matures.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
4,000
Pages scanned daily
2 cups
Coffee consumed hourly
99.9%
Bias detection accuracy
Your severance
One free microfiche reader and a digital pat-down.
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