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February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsManaging digital strategy is just rearranging spreadsheet cells until the server crashes.
Digital Lead (professional slide deck decorator)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated decision-making without the mid-afternoon burnout.
help!youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes conversion paths while you sleep
You align digital channels and report on vanity metrics. Robots handle the reporting and execution much faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to you about their quarterly budget expectations.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart dashboards replace your manual weekly summary emails.
Month 4
Algorithms handle your ad spend adjustment without human input.
Month 7
AI writes your strategy documents based on historical logs.
Month 12
Automated procurement systems communicate directly with your software partners.
Month 16 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the server assumes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4 hours
Average strategy pivot time
1200 yearly
Slide deck page count
99 percent
Meaningless buzzword density
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Expert Human Strategist".
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