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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a glorified IT helpdesk for people who hate tech.
School IT babysitter (mostly cables, occasionally actual teaching).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Classroom continuity via total hardware automation.
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restores classroom wifi during student riots
You manage school hardware inventories and fill teacher gaps in classrooms. You are a human band-aid for broken school systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about why their laptop charger broke.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
RFID sensors replace your manual spreadsheet inventory tracking.
Month 4
A simple portal handles all credential resets without your help.
Month 8
Template-based software triggers mass distribution of digital student awards.
Month 13
Smart panels report their own failures directly to the repair queue.
Month 18 · D-Day
A remote-controlled pod manages the classroom while teachers meet elsewhere.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
too many
Devices managed
extreme
Classroom panic levels
four litres
Coffee consumed per day
Your severance
A one-year supply of printer toner cartridges.
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