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Will AI replace Digital Marketing Account Executive jobs? · Latest report #kmtuuwdb
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February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYou sell imaginary growth metrics while the algorithm does the work.
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automates quarterly performance reviews and budget pivots
You manage client campaigns and report on performance metrics. You convince companies their ad spend is actually working.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face without triggering a logic error.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software pulls data directly into live client dashboards.
Month 4
Algorithms handle daily bidding instead of manual adjustments.
Month 8
Generative models produce all creative variations and ad text.
Month 12
Bots handle all standard check-in emails and status updates.
Month 16 · D-Day
The client platform no longer requires human account management.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
400 weekly
Emails sent to clients
8 daily
Coffee-induced anxiety spikes
112
Spreadsheet columns per report
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