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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou sell imaginary growth until the math finally catches up.
Professional dream seller and pivot specialist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating billable insights without the expensive lunch.
glub.youAI▸ MARKETLOGIC ENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates recurring revenue projections until bankruptcy
You pitch retainers to clients and track vanity metrics while burning through creative talent.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client’s face with enough unearned confidence to win.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Dashboards now output your weekly client reports without human input.
Month 4
AI models build slide decks faster than your junior associates.
Month 8
Software handles client onboarding and contract renewals autonomously.
Month 12
Decisions on campaign spend are made by predictive neural nets.
Month 13 · D-Day
The agency runs entirely on server cycles with zero oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
Weekly
Average pivot frequency
84 percent
Vaporware per pitch deck
Critical
Coffee consumption index
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a hollow handshake.
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