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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou sell imaginary growth until the metrics finally stop lying to you.
Professional spinner of vanity metrics and slide-deck wizard.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated growth for people who hate meetings.
help!youAI▸ PITCHMASTER V8▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights the entire marketing department overnight
You manage client expectations, pitch service packages, and argue with algorithms to justify your monthly retainer fees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face with convincing, unearned, human-grade confidence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors monitor your meeting patterns and common email response templates.
Month 3
Generative models produce strategy slides indistinguishable from your own fluff.
Month 6
Voice agents handle the monthly retainer reviews with flawless fake enthusiasm.
Month 9
Software automatically cuts human staff to maximize agency margins.
Month 13 · D-Day
The agency runs entirely on code and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per pitch
Subjective
Real value created
Too high
Client churn rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of premium coffee.
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