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Your job has an expiration date
November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour social media posts are just automated noise waiting for a patch.
Regional theatre champion of the dying arts
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Generating hype for shows you haven't seen.
help!youAI▸ PROMOBOT THEATRE 2.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
schedules ticket-selling blasts during high traffic
You write emails, run social media, and plan theatre PR. A script takes your place soon.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a local cast party is about to turn into a PR disaster.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI starts writing your daily subscriber newsletters instantly.
Month 3
Automated scripts post show promos at perfect viral intervals.
Month 6
Language models write all theatre press announcements without human input.
Month 9
Data analytics adjust ad spend automatically based on ticket sales.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the bot takes your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4500
Emails sent per day
99 percent
Social engagement fatigue
0.02 percent
PR pitch success rate
Your severance
One free ticket to a show nobody wants to see
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