Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Digital Marketing Intern jobs? · Latest report #pweg98tj
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsUpdating websites for people who do not actually read them.
Professional tab-switcher and spreadsheet filler at your service.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated growth for people who prefer sleep.
bzzt.you▸ DASHGENIE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates meaningless growth reports in seconds
You shuffle data into spreadsheets and click refresh on marketing dashboards until your eyes glaze over.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pretend to understand why the engagement dipped at 3 a.m. on a Sunday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Custom scripts pull all your dashboard data while you sleep.
Week 6
Webhooks handle all your simple text and image updates automatically.
Month 3
Language models write the performance summaries you usually procrastinate on.
Month 4
Autonomous bots crawl every site link to find and fix errors.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while the machine manages the whole stack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4.2 hours
Time spent refreshing tabs
800 daily
Useless dashboard updates
Critical mass
Coffee intake level
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation from a bot that does not exist.
Discussion
