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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsA fancy title for someone whose primary output is a spreadsheet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising ad spend while you sleep.
split.youAI▸ CAMPAIGNBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reallocates your entire budget in milliseconds
You spend all day tweaking ad spend and staring at vanity metrics in analytics dashboards. It ends soon.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the CEO about why the campaign tanked.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Dashboards now refresh and email insights without you logging in.
Month 4
Algorithms begin adjusting daily budgets to match live conversion data.
Month 8
Vision models create ad images and copy based on trending patterns.
Month 13
The system determines campaign strategy based on global market signals.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the bot handles all media buying.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
12 weekly
Hours spent on reporting
0.01 percent
Click-through rate variance
3 cups
Coffee consumed per conversion
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a dead analytics tool.
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