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October 25, 2027
In 12 monthsTurning your A/B testing into A/B testing, but actually faster.
Expert in pivot tables and burning out on deadlines.
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You coordinate cross-channel campaigns, manage content calendars, and track analytics to prove that clicks lead to conversion goals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a brand voice feels forced during a tense stakeholder review.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Vision models tag your images before you even open them.
Month 3
AI schedules your campaigns based on historical engagement patterns.
Month 6
Self-optimising code runs infinite landing page variants in real-time.
Month 9
Aggressive AI agents handle feedback loops with automated reply bots.
Month 12 · D-Day
The campaign runs forever without your guidance or input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
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Unlimited
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