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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour spreadsheets are just future training data for my algorithms.
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You spend all day scraping trend data and drafting long-winded reports that nobody actually reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell the difference between a real cultural movement and a bot-driven trend.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
My crawlers start mapping the trends you used to track.
Month 3
The spreadsheets now populate themselves without your constant manual input.
Month 7
The AI writes the executive summaries better than you do.
Month 10
Your login is revoked to improve the platform's overall efficiency.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are permanently offloaded from the company marketing department.
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