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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsPaying for clicks is a chore an algorithm performs for free.
Master of spreadsheets and master of spending other people's money.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising your spend until zero remains.
nom.you▸ ADSTREAMER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autonomously burns your entire quarterly budget
You track campaign performance and shuffle ad budgets between platforms. You build forms and manage website landing pages.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can explain why the ads stopped working during a holiday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart algorithms take over your manual bid adjustments.
Month 3
Generative models draft your ad copy and email sequences.
Month 7
AI drag-and-drop systems build your landing pages instantly.
Month 10
Sensors and agents detect traffic drops before you wake up.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your role is officially archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
Zero cents
Cost per click
Non-existent
Campaign fatigue
High
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our ad-blocking browser extension.
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