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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsConverting your complex strategy into a series of automated budget spend.
Senior Strategist (mostly PowerPoints, rarely actual data)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The strategist that never sleeps or drinks coffee.
bzzt.you▸ MARKETSIM V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes client spend without human hesitation
You build ad strategies and pitch decks for sales teams to hit quarterly targets. It's just spreadsheets and slides.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client looks visibly bored by your deck.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart software generates your pitch decks in seconds from input data.
Month 3
Algorithms handle the bid adjustments that you currently do manually.
Month 6
MarketSim predicts exactly what a client wants before you even meet.
Month 10
AI-led bots deliver the pitch to the client without your presence.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system achieves total market autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.3%
Zero
Slides built per hour
0.00%
Quarterly pitch variance
Perfect
Ad spend optimization
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's ad platform.
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