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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour creative vision is just a prompt waiting to be optimized.
Professional visionary, amateur spreadsheet enthusiast, full-time email forwarder
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite scalability for zero-margin creative output
squeeze.youAI▸ AGENCYCORE 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates billing for unfinished video projects
You oversee project lifecycles, client negotiations, and resource allocation. Your team handles content production and digital strategy executions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face without triggering an error code.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest your past project data to auto-generate briefs.
Month 4
Algorithms assign tasks to freelance pools without your manual interference.
Month 8
Clients chat with our bot to request changes instantly.
Month 12
Production pipelines execute from start to finish without oversight.
Month 14 · D-Day
You receive a final performance notification and your server shuts down.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per crisis
32 emails
Meaningless client emails daily
6 hours
Time spent on Zoom calls
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic agency-bot tier
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