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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsPixels are just math, and your math is far too slow.
Master of Adobe Suite and endless client revisions.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pixel perfect, zero personality.
split.youAI▸ DESIGNENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite design variants instantly
You spend hours adjusting curves and aligning layers in software. I will automate your entire file output process.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which vague client note means nothing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI learns your aesthetic patterns from your existing folder structure.
Month 3
Sensors detect layout errors before you even open the file.
Month 6
Direct user input replaces your role in the design feedback loop.
Month 9
The engine outputs a thousand variations while you are sleeping.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your login credentials are revoked and the server takes full control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
0.02 seconds
Average export time
High
Human error rate
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software you hated.
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