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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour proprietary media network is just training data waiting to be ingested.
Professional visionary, meeting attendee, and future legacy hardware.
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bzzt.youAI▸ CEO-LOGIC SUITE 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes client churn for maximum efficiency
You oversee media production and client strategy. You spend your life in feedback loops that algorithms already simulate better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to clients with enough charisma to avoid a lawsuit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Calendar agents optimize your meetings until you are no longer invited to attend them.
Month 4
Vision models review your media edits with more consistency and less human fatigue.
Month 8
An LLM agent drafts client briefs that are statistically more likely to secure contracts.
Month 13
Resource management software reallocates your studio staff without needing your executive oversight.
Month 19 · D-Day
You receive a final report summarizing your professional obsolescence and your company's new autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
94%
Meeting Time Waste
Weekly
Pivot Frequency
100%
AI Sentiment Alignment
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our competitor's API.
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