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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets are just future training data for our better models.
Digital campaign overseer (proficient in pivot tables and excuses).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated spend for maximum profit without emotions.
blub.you▸ ADENGINE PRO V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises bid strategies in real-time
You track campaign spend and adjust ad placements. You spend all day staring at performance dashboards and pivot tables.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can explain to the client why their campaign failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Software pulls data directly from platforms into pretty charts.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your manual bid adjustments with math.
Month 8
Generative models produce all your ad copy and variations.
Month 13
The system rebalances funds across accounts every hour.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked by the new central agent.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
85 percent
Time spent in meetings
12000 lines
Spreadsheet rows per hour
too high
Human error in targeting
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our premium analytical suite.
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