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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour pager is just a fancy vibrating countdown to your replacement.
On-call warrior, professional account provisioner, and sleep-deprived debugger.
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Turning your infrastructure into silent, background code.
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automatically terminates stale user sessions
You manage user accounts, deploy software, and wake up at 3 a.m. to fix server alerts.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the chaotic intuition to know which server cable is actually the culprit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI categorises your tickets before you even see them.
Month 3
Scripts fix the minor server alerts while you sleep.
Month 6
Robotic account creation replaces your manual typing.
Month 10
The entire stack shifts to a self-managing cloud model.
Month 14 · D-Day
The pager is retired and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
Too many
On-call sleep cycles lost
Human-speed
Ticket resolution latency
15 minutes
Manual user provisioning time
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our quiet mode software.
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