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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 28, 2027
In 11 monthsYour A/B testing is just a very slow way to die.
Pixel-pusher obsessed with conversion funnels and button colors.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning user boredom into revenue streams.
help!youAI▸ OPTIFLOW AI V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes conversion paths while you sleep
You tweak app buttons and push discount codes to players. The computer does it better without coffee breaks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the UI changes caused a total player riot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Algorithms now run thousand-way tests on every single button shade.
Month 3
Smart models generate and blast player-specific discounts instantly.
Month 6
The interface shifts itself based on your current mood.
Month 9
Reporting tools stop needing your interpretation of the numbers.
Month 11 · D-Day
Your login credentials vanish into the digital ether forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
99.9%
Button clicks stolen
Zero
Promotion fatigue
Maximum
Human error probability
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the app you just killed.
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